neathdote:

shortielittle:

tradingwishesforgoals:

Cool :)

When firefighters get bored…

they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me

(via pinky-promisex3)


islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via hip-hop-lifestyle)


Ok I’m going to roll up. You all are boring. Enjoy your nights, I got an O to kill.


(via montycmonty)


Thick girls are the solution to world peace.

(via montycmonty)


(via montycmonty)


Tell me what it’s like
To have the touch
From someone who matters?
When the energy that’s transferred
Through the touch
Of one another’s skin
Could light the biggest of cities..
That taste of her lips
After a kiss
Would be
The sweetest opiate.
It’s been too long
Since I’ve felt
So strong.
The place where my heart Is supported to be
Is replaced with regrets, False hope & memory.
Cold & concealed,
Like a gun my heart is.
That doesn’t mean
I can’t appreciate
The beauty in love.
See I just wanna have you
Just you
In my bed..
I just wanna listen to your heartbeat
While I kiss your chest.
Make you laugh & moan
until the morning sun.
Roll up a fat dutch
Just smoke the night away.
Make some breakfast for her beauty
After becoming her sex slave…

After awhile
You start to feel
like it’ll never happen.
Like it’s all a joke
& your the punch line.
I don’t know what the future
Might hold
But I know
No matter what,
At least I know
how to cook for myself..


I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies

(via lynnrawrrr)


vintagesportspictures:

Women’s rifle team at Howard University (1937)

vintagesportspictures:

Women’s rifle team at Howard University (1937)



kalelle:

photoptarmosis:

You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.

Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon

(via lynnrawrrr)



v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via montycmonty)


I remember this one time a few friends & I had a house party. One of the guys who was chilling was high on pills & pretty drunk. He also wasn’t the most liked person there. He started 2 other fights before yelling at a female. In the heat of the moment, I grabbed his beer & pissed in his corona bottle. He sat down, chugged it & mid bottle threw back up into the bottle.

Good times..