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You made a bet with me, now you’re in debt with me
Made my bed, lied in it, then you slept with me
It’s ruthless, she the closest thing next to me
The truth is, that she blew it and you left with me
Especially hard to express to me
European attitude but born in West Philly
She just have a smokin’ ‘gina, where the Wet Willies?
I come apart, I’m in her heart on the left titty
A$AP Rocky (via myskinnybones)

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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Wide awake laying in bed. Lost in thought tonight. Shoot a message in my inbox while im just here, you know, starring at my ceiling.


jetblueivy:

leaving class on friday

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euro-trotter:

starslicer:

black-krystal-balls:

I was eating with my friend and her boyfriend. I notice something in her hair and i was like “aye, there is something in your hair girl” and she was like “oh can you get it out fo me?” I leaned in

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….i smell shit coming from her hair and i saw a piece of shit in her hair. 

Long story short. Her boyfriend has a fetish of feces.

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nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
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luciusmafoy:

My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

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tylerchokely:

umq:

oh.

ive watched this over 100 times today and i dont plan to stop

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