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Your favorite thing to say is "someone who's scared to live on the internet" lolol

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productofsweden:

how are you in hiding online? lmao i can only imagine how disgustingly insecure you must be in person 

angeladatre:

Central Park

August 8th, 2014

New York, NY

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

I don’t want to get attached to anyone anymore, it only destroys me in the end

- (via vvoollim)

(Source: be-yours-4ever)

I wanted you,
in every way someone shouldn’t want someone else.
In every way that God begs you not to.
The kind of wanting that your parents lock you away for.
The kind of wanting that leaves your mother bawling and crying on the floor of the foyer of your house,
at 3:30 in the morning,
slapping her chest and pounding the ground,
beseeching God, asking him why he gave her a daughter like you
after you come home covered in finger prints,
that look strikingly like the devils.

- Key Ballah, Wanting Bad Things (via keywrites)

(Source: ratlyfe)

britthenry:

😩😩😩

My hobby.

britthenry:

😩😩😩

My hobby.

(Source: pornobw)

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

(Source: husssel)

(Source: makemestfu)

(Source: blastoisex)

theeloquentprocess:

15 Famous Landmarks Zoomed Out

- 12. Central Park, New York City

racesport-nl:

No crash

(Source: mma-gifs)

(Source: gym-fit)

dumbsam:

kyokushinmarine:

juji-gatame:

Incredible Utsuri-Goshi!

Gorgeous

OOOOOOSH

dumbsam:

kyokushinmarine:

juji-gatame:

Incredible Utsuri-Goshi!

Gorgeous

OOOOOOSH

(Source: wrestlingisbest)